Valentines Day

I wrote this poem for my other half. I was leaving early on V Day (before he woke up) for my first real shift at a new job.
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Well today is St. Valentines Day.
I won't be with you, that's kind of gay.

I don't mean like 2 chicks kissing gay.
I totally mean it in that non PC way.

I know that you love me. 'least that's what I heard.
Ok, So I was just after a different rhyming word.

I hope you realise what you mean to me.
(I'm writing this thing while I sit down to pee.)

I'll love you forever, this much is true.
I think I would do anything for you.

Except for that thing with the ____ and the ____.
I'm sorry but I think it's totally ____.

Today is the day that I give you my thanks.
You brighten my day, you fill in my blanks.

I'm sure you're now thinking of something quite rude.
It involves being naked, Yes totally nude.

We've been together now for 9 fun-filled years.
We proved the haters wrong, amid all their jeers.

This poem is to show my day you do make.
I'll bet you were hoping for something more like a cake.

I wanted to tell you my feelings I can't shake.
I hope you read this just after you wake.

My rhyming is bad. Infact it is utter shite.
I have to go out now but I'll see you tonight.

CB-